Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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