would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Randomize
