im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i think i have two assholes
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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