Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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