You're my little dorito
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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