the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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