She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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