I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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