i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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