I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The Olympian is in my bed
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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