What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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