Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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