Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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