fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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