Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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