how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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