i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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