I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize