Whod you bang
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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