That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
