were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
