But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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