even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Life is so much better after having sex.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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