My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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