i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
we're so committed to being not committed
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