chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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