just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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