JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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