North Korea, Best Korea!
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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