My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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