Define "chronic" masturbator.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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