she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Two words: nipple clamps
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