there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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