She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
whose parrot is this?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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