i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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