her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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