Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I wish you could order shots online.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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