I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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