Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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