I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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