Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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