I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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