when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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