ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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