the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm at about main and main street
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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