hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
do nipples grow back?
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