I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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