My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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