Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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