i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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