1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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