id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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